Adam Blatner

Joke Zordak tried to tell me: Two whatchymacallits are talking with a third whatchymabigger…

and one says… well, it loses so much in translation.. Okay, okay, I’ll try… one says, which way would infinity go if the possibilites were opened another dimension? And the big-guy says, ho ho, which dimension do you mean, the other one? Get it? Hahahaha. No? Okay, well, I’ll diagram it (below).

You see, you have to recognize that certain dimensions are definitely funnier than other ones because they inter-penetrate, so there’s that element of ‘whoops!’ Get it now?

Y’know, I don’t know that this is going to work. I think you need a dimensional rank of 7 and an intelligence that on your scale might be over 500…

It’s embarrassing to be trying to get sophisticated humor over to primitive minds. But, hey, guy, you know we love y’all. Whaddaya mean, “don’t patronize me!” What else can I do?