{"id":864,"date":"2013-02-27T15:27:58","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T23:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=864"},"modified":"2013-02-27T15:27:58","modified_gmt":"2013-02-27T23:27:58","slug":"junior-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=864","title":{"rendered":"Junior Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In some realms I\u2019m big and important but in other realms&#160; I\u2019m not, and on one of the cosmic levels I am very proud to report that I have been informed that I have been promoted to the rank of <em>Junior Assistant<\/em>! Yay!&#160; That means I get to help. My duties as yet are unclear.<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"500\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"250\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/juniorassistant213a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"juniorassistant213a\" border=\"0\" alt=\"juniorassistant213a\" src=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/juniorassistant213a_thumb.jpg\" width=\"137\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"250\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/juniorasstmedal213.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"juniorasstmedal213\" border=\"0\" alt=\"juniorasstmedal213\" src=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/juniorasstmedal213_thumb.jpg\" width=\"247\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"250\">Note the badge!<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"250\">Enlarged!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>The symbolism of the badge is rich, but I don\u2019t fully understand it. Something to do with the ten cosmic principles of manifestation or something like that. Anyway, I await suggestions as to how I can help. (\u201cThey\u201d don\u2019t order. They\u2019re very nice to me. They suggest. And I try to whatever they want, as I understanding it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some realms I\u2019m big and important but in other realms&#160; I\u2019m not, and on one of the cosmic levels I am very proud to report that I have been informed that I have been promoted to the rank of Junior Assistant! Yay!&#160; That means I get to help. My duties as yet are unclear. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiographical","category-foolin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions\/865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}