{"id":742,"date":"2012-10-24T19:31:26","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T03:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=742"},"modified":"2012-10-24T19:31:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T03:31:26","slug":"inter-dimensional-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=742","title":{"rendered":"Inter-Dimensional ?  Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joke Zordak tried to tell me: Two whatchymacallits are talking with a third whatchymabigger&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and one says&#8230; well, it loses s<a href=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/1024whatchya.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: right; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"1024whatchya\" border=\"0\" alt=\"1024whatchya\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/1024whatchya_thumb.jpg\" width=\"344\" height=\"202\" \/><\/a>o much in translation.. Okay, okay, I\u2019ll try&#8230; one says, which way would infinity go if the possibilites were opened another dimension? And the big-guy says, ho ho, which dimension do you mean, the other one? Get it? Hahahaha. No? Okay, well, I\u2019ll diagram it (below).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/1024whatdiagrm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: left; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"1024whatdiagrm\" border=\"0\" alt=\"1024whatdiagrm\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/1024whatdiagrm_thumb.jpg\" width=\"277\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a>You see, you have to recognize that certain dimensions are definitely funnier than other ones because they inter-penetrate, so there\u2019s that element of \u2018whoops!\u2019 Get it now?<\/p>\n<p> Y\u2019know, I don\u2019t know that this is going to work. I think you need a dimensional rank of 7 and an intelligence that on your scale might be over 500&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s embarrassing to be trying to get sophisticated humor over to primitive minds. But, hey, guy, you know we love y\u2019all. Whaddaya mean, \u201cdon\u2019t patronize me!\u201d What else can I do? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke Zordak tried to tell me: Two whatchymacallits are talking with a third whatchymabigger&#8230; and one says&#8230; well, it loses so much in translation.. Okay, okay, I\u2019ll try&#8230; one says, which way would infinity go if the possibilites were opened another dimension? And the big-guy says, ho ho, which dimension do you mean, the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foolin","category-zordaks-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":743,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions\/743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}