{"id":2419,"date":"2016-09-26T19:25:25","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T03:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=2419"},"modified":"2016-09-26T19:25:25","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T03:25:25","slug":"im-not-a-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=2419","title":{"rendered":"I&rsquo;m Not a Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kids learn weird songs such as \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Farmer_in_the_Dell\">The Farmer in the Dell<\/a>.\u201d Unless the birthday boy or gets it, and nowadays he might not, it\u2019s not funny. It\u2019s a bit of name-calling.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/imnotacheese.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"imnotacheese\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"imnotacheese\" src=\"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/imnotacheese_thumb.jpg\" width=\"599\" height=\"263\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But the other kids are innocent and well-disposed, so there\u2019s a disconnect here. I suspect that as time goes on many seemingly innocent bits of fun will turn sour like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids learn weird songs such as \u201cThe Farmer in the Dell.\u201d Unless the birthday boy or gets it, and nowadays he might not, it\u2019s not funny. It\u2019s a bit of name-calling. But the other kids are innocent and well-disposed, so there\u2019s a disconnect here. I suspect that as time goes on many seemingly innocent bits [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,20,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-mandalas-doodles-scripts","category-follies","category-play-and-spontaneity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2420,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419\/revisions\/2420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}