{"id":1737,"date":"2014-03-25T13:51:29","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T21:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2014-03-25T13:51:29","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T21:51:29","slug":"bean-uh-splainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/?p=1737","title":{"rendered":"Bean uh Splainer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m uh splainer. I splain things. You got a thing? I\u2019ll splain it. No problem. I don\u2019t claim to splain it right, according to you or some other standard. I don\u2019t even claim that my splanation will work good. It\u2019s just a splanation. Like a myth. Or a construct, a story, a figment of imagination. (Disney\u2019s character called \u201cFigment\u201d is a muse of mine.) In the next few blogs I\u2019ll demonstrate more what these splanations can do or be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m uh splainer. I splain things. You got a thing? I\u2019ll splain it. No problem. I don\u2019t claim to splain it right, according to you or some other standard. I don\u2019t even claim that my splanation will work good. It\u2019s just a splanation. Like a myth. Or a construct, a story, a figment of imagination. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiographical","category-foolin","category-wisdom-ing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1738,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions\/1738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blatner.com\/adam\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}